crazykattlady answered: I want Daddy!Klaine :D
holybeard answered: draw them married with a child cooing over bunnies or s/t- the ultimate cute
castiean answered: KLAINE WITH KITTENSin which the littlest anderson-hummel presents prince simba to his loyal subjects, with daddy k as mufasa and daddy b as pride rock
grant and billboard having been going through tumblr omg
Blaine was suddenly very grateful for Jeff’s presence, and for the fact that David had buggered off to some other part of the store. Probably buying cookies, Blaine thought, rolling his eyes. He coughed nervously. “What did David mean about…umm…the sizes?”
“Oh,” Jeff said. “Well, they stretch, so you don’t need to worry about it too much, but I think the smaller ones are like six-ish inches, and the extra-large ones are around 8 inches or more. I’m not exactly sure,” he said, shrugging. “We’ve only ever used one size.”
Blaine blushed furiously, scanning the rows for a second before picking up a box of extra-strength, extra-large condoms. Nick raised an eyebrow at him at smirked. “Shut up,” Blaine muttered.
#kurt is so perfect here #he’s bummed and then will comes in with his next grand plan #and kurt is just like #my boyfriend had to have eye surgery and is missing valentine’s day #my stepbrother and one of my best friends are determined to get married at 18 #my nyada audition is coming up #regionals are next week and you’re doing this instead of coming up with a setlist #bake sales or singing telegrams or whatever you’re yammering about right now #take the goddamn money schuester #i don’t have time for your shenanigans
