lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

105289 1 week ago via / source

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

127616 1 week ago via / source

illbeyouronemandisneyland:

skarlettfever:

“Five cute boys, stuck in a van with nothing much to do, decide to reenact The Book of Mormon’s opening number, because why not? Says a commenter on Towleroad: “The line between Mormon missionaries, chorus boys, and gay porn is so thin sometimes…”

Marry me. All of you. You win.

16571 1 week ago via / source

flykurtfly:

danisnotonfire:

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is

“kannst du nicht” creying

39898 1 week ago via / source

fishingboatproceeds:

hermionejg:

Sarah’s tumblr is A++++++++++.

She designed the cover of An Abundance of Katherines, she’s a college freshman, and she’s one of my favorite people on tumblr.

5272 2 weeks ago via / source

mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

18417 3 weeks ago via / source

karasratworld:

Thug Life.

55077 3 weeks ago via / source
96741 1 month ago via / source

luststrade:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

35435 1 month ago via / source
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