gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

modernmartyr:

My entire life is covered in cat hair

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

piercelopez:

60 years from now we’ll all be in nursing homes like: *takes a sip from a dry martini* yeah i remember season four of glee *smokes cigarette* took the life right outta me, that season did *plays chess*

anti-suburbia:

i am not surrounded by the people i want to be surrounded by